Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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