gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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