tell your sister to shave her snatch
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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