he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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