are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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