My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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