He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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