sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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