Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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