Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he was CRYING into my vagina
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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