No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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