You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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