It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
