I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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