we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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