he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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