real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Is it penis luge time yet?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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