I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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