YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
