love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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