I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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