Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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