So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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