He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Will exercising make me less horny?
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