He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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