Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Randomize