you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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