Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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