Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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