This is not my ceiling
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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