I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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