is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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