People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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