These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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