And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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