We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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