how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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