can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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