i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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