i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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