Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My vagina is very pro this idea
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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