I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We are all done wearing pants today
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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