Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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