just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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