I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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