I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Can I color on your dick again?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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