Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
