I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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