my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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