you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
