Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my shit smells like andre
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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