I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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