You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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