I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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