so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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