Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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