omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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